Bush Will Be Assassinated in Office Around 2008!

2006/5/8 23:07:03

Of course, this is not to say we're now encouraging everyone to organize some operation to go take out Bush. Rather, the prediction that Bush will be assassinated around 2008 comes from a well-known simple statistical observation. Among all U.S. presidents, there is a very strange coincidence: every president in office during an X1 year (where X is even) ultimately met their end through assassination or death in office:

William Henry Harrison: 1841-1841, died of illness in office;
Abraham Lincoln: 1861-1865, assassinated in office;
James A. Garfield: 1881-1881, assassinated in office;
William McKinley: 1897-1901, assassinated in office;
Warren G. Harding: 1921-1923, died of illness in office;
Franklin D. Roosevelt: 1933-1945, died of illness in office;
John F. Kennedy: 1961-1963, assassinated in office;
Ronald Reagan: 1981-1989, the only one to survive assassination in office, ultimately died of a terrible disease.

From the data above, it's easy to see that if this curse upon American presidents continues, Bush faces two possible fates: assassination in office or death by illness. Given that Bush is still running around the world yapping and jumping, he doesn't look remotely like someone about to die of some serious disease, so assassination in office becomes the only remaining possibility. There are only four years left until Bush leaves office, and he cannot run for another term, so if he's to die per this pattern, he hasn't got many years left. 2008 happens to be the midpoint, so saying "around 2008" is clearly appropriate.

If one knew Bush's birth chart, one could basically determine the year and month of his assassination. As for the exact day and hour, more data would be needed. As for what weapon and what person would do Bush in, that too can be calculated, but it's no longer important. The key question is whether Bush will die instantly or, like Reagan, barely survive the attempt only to ultimately succumb to a terrible disease—and this also requires his birth chart data.

Of course, fate can be changed, but the prerequisite is that one must completely reform oneself. Another option is to rely on sheer toughness to power through, but the latter approach ultimately leads to a worse outcome. The reason for bringing this up is really just to tell everyone that the next four years are essentially a live-broadcast game—watching how a man under a curse either falls victim or somehow narrowly escapes. And this kind of game doesn't get broadcast live very often, so watch closely!