Zhang Liangying's Spirit Possession, Huang Jianxiang Hits the Dolphin Note

2006/6/27 12:34:16

A man, in the wee hours of the morning, wailing and shrieking out dolphin notes — whether or not from a castrated dolphin — under normal circumstances, this only occurs during a certain special state of men. That is to say: a man, the wee hours, dolphin notes, normal circumstances — these four conditions sufficiently correspond to a certain special state of men. And yet, even in an open era, live-broadcasting a man's special state is nothing new. But making N hundred million Chinese people endure without choice, in the wee hours, a divorced man's wailing and shrieking of heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes — that is truly extraordinary.

Extraordinary, yet still logically ordinary. Although Brokeback is trendy, and a divorced man wailing and shrieking names of men in the wee hours with heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes — even if very Brokeback, it can still be very logical — a decent logical premise must not be too Brokeback. A non-Brokeback logical premise means that a divorced man's heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes in the wee hours can only be for a non-male entity with whom he has an unclear relationship.

This non-male entity could logically be a device, an animal, or a woman. Wailing dolphin notes in the wee hours for a device or animal — that's even more Brokeback than Brokeback, and obviously an even less decent logical starting point. Since that's the case, a non-Brokeback and decent logical starting point can only be: a divorced man wailing heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes in the wee hours can only be for a woman with whom he has an unclear relationship. And from physiological and psychological scientific research, we know that a divorced man wailing heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes in the wee hours for a woman with whom he has an unclear relationship is, under normal circumstances, a dream-state release of emotions that cannot be realized in reality. Whether this dream-release features heavy clouds and sudden rain is actually unimportant.

Considering the set of divorced men who, corresponding to the above general logical deduction, have wailed heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes in the wee hours — the next question is how to search for the real-world elements corresponding to this set. Of course, no one would care about every element in this set, so providing special search criteria is appropriate. For example: was there a divorced man who, in the wee hours of June 27, 2006, wailed out heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes? Obviously, at least one answer can be given by N hundred million Chinese people, and this answer can be expressed in three Chinese characters: Huang Jianxiang.

Following the above reasoning, even though Huang Jianxiang used heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes in the wee hours of June 27, 2006, to repeatedly call out the names of a nation famous for its handsome men and its carefully selected handsome athletes — we still have sufficient reason to give the following non-Brokeback and decent logical conclusion: this man was merely acting for a woman with whom he has an unclear relationship. A woman who satisfies having an unclear relationship with the man Huang Jianxiang and can also belt out Super Girl-level dolphin notes — probably N hundred million Chinese people can give the answer. This most likely answer can also be expressed in three Chinese characters: Zhang Liangying.

What happened in the wee hours today was simply this: a man named Huang Jianxiang, for a woman named Zhang Liangying, wailed out a castrated-dolphin-level, heart-rending, unspeakably horrific sound, abbreviated as dolphin notes. Whether Huang Jianxiang intentionally used these castrated-dolphin-level, heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes to PK Zhang Liangying's Super Girl-level dolphin notes and become an overnight Super Boy, or whether Zhang Liangying's spirit possessed Huang Jianxiang causing a sudden burst of latent potential that surpassed even the original — these things are truly no longer important. What is most important is: regardless of who it was for, nobody has the right to force N hundred million Chinese people to endure without choice, in the wee hours, a divorced man using public resources to wail out such heart-rending, unspeakably horrific dolphin notes — whether or not they come from a castrated dolphin! That is the crux of the matter.