The Right Wing: The True Creators of the "Mao Zedong Myth"

2006/2/25 15:00:24

Just like Corn Fans and Noodle Fans, the Left Wing is merely a human anatomical phenomenon produced by overdeveloped lower organs and underdeveloped upper organs. And phenomena are always manufactured—for example, the "Mao Zedong Myth." The Left Wing, with their overdeveloped lower organs and underdeveloped upper organs, are merely puppet-like subjects of the phenomenon. The Right Wing are the true creators of the "Mao Zedong Myth."

The characteristic of the Right Wing is that their lower organs have basically atrophied, while they fancy their upper organs to be supremely powerful—capable of running simulation programs of the lower organs inside, thus achieving a lower-organ-style unity of upper and lower. With such duck-billed, tofu-brained Right Wingers, what myth can't be manufactured? The Right Wing are born masochists, delighting in using their own suffering to demonstrate the greatness of the myth.

Without the Right Wing's defeats despite having superior numbers, how could there be the sweeping exhilaration of the "Mao Zedong Myth" across ten thousand li? Without the Right Wing's premature exuberance, how could there be the rollicking chaos of the "Mao Zedong Myth's" ten-year tumult? Without the Right Wing's Xianglin's Wife-style nagging, how could there be the oral transmission and personal propagation of the "Mao Zedong Myth"? The Right Wing, sparing no effort in creating and spreading the "Mao Zedong Myth," are truly tireless seed-sowing machines of self-destruction!

In truth, the simplest and most effective way to bring the "Mao Zedong Myth" down from its pedestal is to produce new myths—but does the Right Wing, in all its incompetence, have the ability? What skills do they have besides licking the backside of their American daddy? With such incompetent Right Wingers as a foil, the continued circulation of the "Mao Zedong Myth" inevitably becomes a new myth in itself—and for this, credit must go to the Right Wing.

Whether the "Mao Zedong Myth" is truly myth or not is unimportant; interpreting and deconstructing this myth has no meaning whatsoever. The debased human race perpetually needs myths—even among ants and leeches waging war, myths abound. The existence of the Right Wing serves only to demonstrate the sacredness of myth. The Right Wing—truly infantile!