The Oscars: Sacred Altar of the Empire of Global Capital!

2006/3/6 23:44:22

Today, another Oscars; today, Oscar-ified again. The Oscar-ified world, today, in Oscar fashion, upon the sacred altar of the Empire of Global Capital, Oscar-ifies capital's bloody yet tender sacrifice. Global capital — the world's only religion, everything united in flesh and spirit under capital's monotheism. The sacred empire, the sacrifice of capital, distilled from twelve menstrual cycles of crimson, screams to the world the only scream there is.

Capital homogenization — sensing through homogenized senses. The movement of global capital globalizes the virtual reality of capital's homogenized reality. Capital homogenization, world unipolarization — capital, the world's one and only G-spot, the pluralism of monism. Against this monistic backdrop of pluralism, the Oscars Oscar-ify the most Oscar-ified Oscar. The oral service of pluralism — a plaything of global capital — unchanging diversity, eternal monism, the Oscar hymn to capital's creation myth, the final climax of the self-gratification game.

Words, white and gushing, along every tubular thing in the world, ejaculate in capital's homogeneous fashion. Every ejaculating tubular thing in the world clamors in capital-homogeneous fashion the hymn of praise for the sacred altar of the Empire of Global Capital. Like the wailing of Auschwitz, the ejaculations of all tubular things in the tubular world converge into the most tenderly bloody anthem in all of human history: Oscars, hallelujah! Capital, hallelujah! Globalization, hallelujah! The Empire of Global Capital, hallelujah!

White gushing climaxes climax homogenized senses. Under senses homogenized by capital's homogenization, the brave new world of capital's homogenization has, in globalized fashion, achieved great unity; the dehumanized, assembled into the globalized empire's cookie-cutter senses, discretely sense the discrete world, and the world, under discrete senses, achieves great unity in a semblance of humanity; entertainment popularized into entertainment, popularly entertained, enlivens the world in polyphonic clamor, and the world, hysterical in its capital-monist way, achieves great unity.

Long live the Oscar-ified great unified world of global capital! Long live, long live the Oscar-ified sacred Empire of Global Capital! Long live, long live, long live the globalized orgiastic sensory entertainment! Long live, long live, long live, long live the world's tubular ejaculations!