Men Can Be Raped Too!

2006/5/18 0:35:20

Just got back from a social engagement. A few words. Today some people came up from the south. After dinner we went to an entertainment establishment. This was a rather special establishment — "special" meaning that besides the usual female service providers, there were also male service providers. Of course, in such a place, regardless of gender, the most they do is keep you company for singing and drinking. But in such establishments, there are always some people of poor quality. One of the southerners was a local strongman from back home — probably used to throwing his weight around on his own turf. Came to Beijing and still thought he was on his own turf, shamelessly displaying his wretchedness. This man apparently liked women with large upper dimensions, and picked a Northeastern big sister whose dimensions surpassed even Taiwan's recently hottest such celebrity. He then kept groping this Northeastern big sister. This ID couldn't stand it and threw out a bet: that the Northeastern big sister could overpower and ravish this southern stinking man. The result was an amusing scene on the sofa. Three minutes later, the Northeastern big sister had the southern stinking man pinned beneath her, yanked off his belt, undid his pants, leaving only his underwear. Everyone watching was in stitches. The reason the southern stinking man wasn't fully disarmed was simply that everyone agreed that the smallness of the southern stinking man's lower parts, when compared to the Northeastern big sister's upper grandeur, could only pale in comparison — and in a public place, things shouldn't go too far. Nevertheless, this at least proves that men can be raped too! This story contains no pornographic content — it is merely a simple account of true events, and also serves as a warning to all wretched men: being ravished is not something inherently incompatible with manhood!