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"The World's No. 1 Blog — Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán" Renaming Statement

2006/12/22 15:55:35

It is not this ID blowing my own horn: a blog that can give you gossip cannot give you taste; one that can give you taste cannot give you wisdom; one that can give you wisdom cannot make you money; one that can make you money cannot enlighten your heart. And a blog that can give you gossip, taste, wisdom, money-making, and heart-enlightenment — not one fewer — there is only one in the entire world, and that is:

The World's No. 1 Blog — Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán

By the way, from now on posting times will be moved to after 3 PM. Being too tired at noon makes one age easily. Please understand.

One more thing:
This ID has never done anything. Whatever medicine, rice, or whatever — none of it has anything to do with this ID. Those were just things this ID said while talking in my sleep. If they happened to come true in reality, it's just coincidence. Don't pin it on this ID. Don't bring this ID trouble. Of course, if anyone enjoys trouble, this ID doesn't mind either. The thing this ID fears least is trouble.

Announcement:

To maintain a serious atmosphere here, and to prevent this place from becoming a rumor mill that distracts everyone from learning real techniques — from now on, this ID will dream less. What's past is past. Even if this ID is the most awesome person, I cannot become your crutch. You must stand up on your own. This ID only hopes to see all of you stand up on your own.

Replies

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:01:22

[Anonymous] 职业轿夫

2006-12-22 15:59:42
Awesome!!
OP sis, tell us a story!!
Been waiting for two days!!!

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You want to hear stories or watch a live broadcast? This ID doesn't have stories. This ID only has live broadcasts.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:03:47

[Anonymous] 昨Night

2006-12-22 16:00:02
Since it's the world's number one blog, shouldn't there be a multilingual version?

Also, perhaps we should set up mutual links with the UN, WTO and other organizations to reflect this blog's global standing...

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The UN and WTO are just places where fools have shouting matches. Whoever wants to go can go. Here we discuss the Analects, listen to music, and occasionally broadcast some live events. You can do whatever you want.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:08:29
This ID has never done anything. Whatever medicine, liquor, rice, or whatever — none of it has anything to do with this ID. Those were just things this ID said while talking in my sleep. If they happened to come true in reality, it's just coincidence. Don't pin it on this ID. Don't bring this ID trouble. Of course, if anyone enjoys trouble, this ID doesn't mind either. The thing this ID fears least is trouble.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:14:29

Announcement:

To maintain a serious atmosphere here, and to prevent this place from becoming a rumor mill that distracts everyone from learning real techniques — from now on, this ID will dream less. What's past is past. Even if this ID is the most awesome person, I cannot become your crutch. You must stand up on your own. This ID only hopes to see all of you stand up on your own.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:27:40
Alright, from now on everything proceeds normally. Tomorrow is the music session. Tell me what you want to hear.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/22 16:29:16
This ID is off to indulge in some decadence. Signing off, goodbye.