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Weekend Concert 20: When a Gigolo Gave His First Time to His Right Hand, What Was the Genius Doing?

2006/12/9 11:20:08

When a Gigolo

Gave His First Time to His Right Hand

What Was the Genius Doing

Regarding the sordid matter of a gigolo's first time, this ID has no particular research, only heard that nowadays gigolos' first times have progressed with the times all the way to kindergarten age. Therefore, in a strict sense, this title is already outdated. However, whether it's the first time or the ten-thousandth, a gigolo's present is always merely what's below the belt, so for contemporary gigolos, this title never goes out of style.

"When a gigolo gave his first time to his right hand, what was the genius doing?" This title isn't meant to discriminate against the left hand — it's simply because this ID doesn't know much about how the left and right hands divide labor during a gigolo's present activities, and so had to use the right hand as a stand-in. The gigolo's left hand is perfectly entitled to file a protest. But whether left or right hand, the end result is the same: producing certain air-polluting substances, then smearing those substances over every flat surface of the earth, and finally declaring to the air: this is the gigolo's present world.

The genius's substance is smeared only upon five black lines that pierce heaven and earth. Hundreds and thousands of years later, this seething substance still reverberates between heaven and earth. Two German-speaking geniuses — the only two geniuses in this ID's mind — two geniuses whose combined ages of departure could still prove the saying "seventy years of life have always been rare" — for their first times, words are always superfluous.

Turn off all background music. Open your heart. No fancy audio equipment needed -- the heart can only be felt with the heart.

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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1Symphony1
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1Symphony2
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1Symphony3
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1Symphony4
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1Art Song
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1String Quartet1
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1String Quartet2
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1String Quartet3
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  • Weekend Concert20：SchubertNo. 1String Quartet4
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Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/12/9 11:42:25

Beijing has rare sunshine today. This ID is going out to cut loose a bit — pity there's no snow.

Take your time reading and listening, everyone. If you have articles to share, you can post in the circle this ID created — there are already quite a few articles from others there. Besides coming to see this ID's stuff, you can also check out what others have written.

Whether you're a genius or a gigolo, man or woman, whether it's spit or some other white substance, you can smear it all over — as long as Sina doesn't object.

Alright then, happy weekend. This ID is off to raise some hell. See you.