From the Perspective of Consumption, Why This Lady Only Takes Issue with Men's Lower Halves!

Many male apes complain that this lady only talks about men's lower halves. Well, from the perspective of consumption, let this lady explain the reason!

Men are consumer products. This is an indisputable fact. And when consuming any product, the most important thing is its functional core. For a computer, that's the processor. For a car, that's the engine. For men, that's the lower half. Everything else is packaging.

Nobody buys a computer for its case design, and nobody should evaluate men by their upper halves. The upper half -- brain, mouth, face -- these are just the packaging. Some packaging is pretty, some is ugly, but packaging is packaging. The real question is always: does the core function work?

Furthermore, from a consumer rights perspective, it is the consumer's right to evaluate the product. When you buy a phone, you test its features. When you consume men, you evaluate their functionality. This lady's focus on men's lower halves is therefore not only justified but scientifically rigorous.

Those male apes who protest this lady's focus are merely afraid. They know their core product is defective and don't want the spotlight on it. Too bad. Consumer rights are non-negotiable. This lady will continue to evaluate men by the only part of them that matters -- and find most of them wanting.