Just Got Out of the Bath -- Finally Realized This Lady Can't Possibly Continue Having Relations Here!

Just finished bathing. The relationship between bathing and having relations probably comes in only four varieties: having relations without bathing is the act of apes; having relations after bathing is the act of phonies; not having relations after bathing is the act of the wilted; neither bathing nor having relations is the act of the boring. What this lady prefers is having relations while bathing. So for this lady, once the bath is over, it's impossible to continue any relations.

Similarly, what is clean? Is it clean just because you've bathed? The same goes for language -- once language is "bathed," is it still language? This lady is certainly the person here who's had the most posts banned, and this lady has no objections to that. But with that last post, this lady had already cleaned up the title. As for the body text, was there really anything unclean about it? Let me quote it here for everyone to judge.

But this lady's principle is: once the bath is done, there's no more relations. So after getting out of the bath, I've finally realized this lady can't possibly continue having relations here! It's been exactly 3 months here, already over 90 one-night stands, which is long enough. Goodbye!