Judging Posts Not People: 441 Types of Chinese-Style Male Ape Posts That Must Be "First Violated (or Castrated) Then Executed"! (Note: 19 Types)
Return to the jianghu -- 441 types of Chinese-style male ape posts that must be "first violated (or castrated) then executed"!
Since this lady's original ID was banned from posting, this thread couldn't be completed. But promises must be kept, so this thread must be continued to completion. Starting fresh today:
There used to be the so-called 21 Demands. Now the forum has 441 types of Chinese-style male ape posts that must be first violated then executed! Why 441? Moron -- go think about it. If you can't figure it out, you ARE the 441st type! The 441st execution method: locked in a cage until you die of stupidity!
Type 1: One-Night Beauty Degradation Style
Charge: Heartfelt confession -- if China and America go to war, I will surrender to the US military!
Verdict: You have the freedom to surrender to the US military, and of course also the freedom to be first violated then executed. Since you love freedom so much, we'll just have to set you free!
Execution: First violated, then castrated, then executed!
Type 2: Adrenal Fantasy Style.
Charge: True case: A woman's only way out after being violated
Verdict: Since you're so interested in a woman's only way out after being violated, let's make it real for you once -- feel the feeling of being first violated then executed!
Execution: Directly castrated, awaiting autumn execution!
Type 3: Eye-Burning Self-Gratification Cheapskate Style
Charge: Crawling and writhing on the flesh of Japanese women
Verdict: That hundred-plus kilograms of rotten meat is so cheap it crawls and writhes on the flesh of Japanese women. Ultimately all born cheap comfort-males. For this alone they shouldn't be kept!
Possible objection: Wasn't this person already sentenced in Type 2?
Clarification: Idiot, don't you even know the legal provision for concurrent sentencing?
Execution: Combined with Item 2 -- directly castrated then immediately executed!
Type 4: Waterlogged Brain, Prolapsed Kidney Style.
Charge: Sexually liberated, civilized Japan has unlimited vitality
Verdict: After failing AV male auditions and force-drinking 189 cups, spreading heretical nonsense to confuse the masses. Kill!
Execution: Gang-violated until death!
Type 5: Small Head, Big Mouth, No Brain Style.
Charge: That wasn't assault -- that was royal favor
Verdict: After elimination in the round of 6 to 5 in the World Super Father-in-Law Competition, went insane and self-harmed in public. Suspended death sentence!
Execution: Locked in a 1-square-foot iron cage hung from the city gate, sun-exposed until mummified!
Type 6: Born Wild Rat Suffering Style.
Charge: When being assaulted, one should learn to enjoy it
Verdict: Maintaining spread-eagle position at all times causing serious traffic accidents. Sentenced to death!
Execution: Shaved into a cylinder and placed in a large glass vat to brew liquor!
Type 7: Severe Tailbone Overgrowth Style.
Charge: Beauties are hard to keep, so I'll raise a Tibetan Mastiff instead
Verdict: Severe tailbone overgrowth leading to operational error causing fire. Suspended death sentence!
Execution: Mixed with boars for breeding until death!
Type 8: Breath Poisoning the Atmosphere Style.
Charge: For my girlfriend, salary is nothing!
Verdict: Opening mouth to breathe on the subway causing suspected chemical attack, resulting in 200+ casualties. Death sentence!
Execution: Sealed in a gas chamber to extract all liquid and gaseous secretions. Remains sent to Unit 731 ruins for burial.
Type 9: GDP Behind-Closed-Doors Style.
Charge: Shocking!! 1 in 8 men has visited a prostitute (ages 18-58)
Verdict: Tofu-dregs construction, 1000 casualties. Considering GDP contribution, suspended death sentence!
Execution: Continue compiling next year's GDP, moonlighting as a male dancer.
Type 10: One-Night Cowboy Menu Style.
Charge: The story that must be told between me and a rich young lady Verdict: Menu preparation with serious adulteration causing food poisoning incident. Fortunately no deaths. Suspended death sentence!
Execution: Two years training to participate in next World Super Father-in-Law Competition. If not in top 3, converted to death sentence.
Type 11: Full Moon Cat Howl Dog Leap Style.
Charge: Both my tenants were working girls (a true experience in Xi'an) Verdict: Full-moon-induced regular madness causing gas explosion, serious casualties. Death sentence!
Execution: Entire body crushed then reconstituted into standard-specification stick-shaped objects for counterfeit tiger-whip wine!
Type 12: Big Eyes Small Heart Kidney Deficiency Style.
Charge: Beauty, please stop looking at that part of men
Verdict: Smuggling expired condoms in staggering quantities. Suspended death sentence!
Execution: Exiled to Africa for cross-breeding with gorillas until death!
Type 13: Spring River Flowing Downstream Style.
Charge: Reuniting with first love after three years, lamenting I've been through countless women
Verdict: Long-term deliberate concealment of AIDS while servicing clients. Death!
Execution: Beaten with sticks then thrown into a wild dog den!
Type 14: Mad Bees Wild Butterflies Feral Cat Style.
Charge: Reasons why girlfriends are worse than prostitutes
Verdict: Excessive copulation triggering a novel virus, endangering public safety. Quarantine until self-extinction!
Execution: Sealed in a 50cm-thick sealed iron box, buried at the bottom of an abandoned coal mine shaft!
Type 15: Three-Legged Brain-Dead Hemiplegia Style.
Charge: Are prostitutes really that worthy of sympathy? Verdict: Frantically harvesting dog penises for surgery, causing over a thousand stray dogs to die. Kill!
Execution: Ground into powder and made into dog food!
Type 16: AV Extra Candidate Style.
Charge: My prostitution facts
Verdict: Late-night streaking causing 9 bulls to die of exhaustion, seriously disrupting autumn harvest. Suspended death sentence!
Execution: Replace bulls for breeding until a human-body bull-head species appears!
Type 17: Ghost Love Not Yet Over Y Style.
Charge: Me and a Danish girl (a completely true experience)
Verdict: Stealing rebar from a bridge causing bridge collapse. Death!
Execution: Thrown into molten steel to see if a Moye sword can be forged!
Type 18: Brain Waves Randomly Twitching Style.
Charge: Laughable, making a fuss over 480 yuan!
Verdict: Brutally murdered a 6-year-old member of the Beggars' Sect for a one-cent coin. Death sentence!
Execution: Entire body twisted into pretzel shape, then repurposed as advertising mold for Tianjin specialty giant pretzels!
Type 19: Habitual Mouth Spasm Style.
Charge: This morning, a woman... I'm dying of laughter~
Verdict: Sleepwalking at midnight, shock-killing seven men, eight women, and nine dogs. Humane destruction!
Execution: Buried alive together with the garbage!