Girl, Let Me Tell You -- There Is a Kind of Stick That Gets Thicker the More You Grind It!!!!! (Note: a deleted post from Chan's alternate account)

Author: My-I-Am-I 2005-8-3 14:27:33
The following article imitates the writing style of a certain self-proclaimed girl:

A self-proclaimed girl once said --------- "There's a kind of stick called an iron pestle. Once an ancient immortal who grew up soaking in wine asked whether it could be ground into a needle. It seems even immortals can degenerate. Nowadays if some immortal still asked such a question, she'd have long been pulverized and brewed into celestial whip wine. You should know, today's sticks have long been needles already -- what's there left to grind?"

Wrong! This gentleman, with all this gentleman's experience of sticks, solemnly declares: "Girl, let me tell you -- there is a kind of stick that gets thicker the more you grind it!!!!!"

Recognizing the existence of this kind of stick that gets thicker with grinding is the sole, necessary and sufficient, most critical, most essential, most serious distinction between men and female apes. A man who cannot recognize this cannot truly become a true man!!!!!!

Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth, and for sticks it's the same. Without comprehensive, thorough, total practice with sticks, to spout "What kind of stick is an immortal? And what stick is worthy of this lady?" is idealism, metaphysics of the stick.

Sticks are justified ------ a stick that hasn't been sticked is not a good stick. Likewise, being sticked is justified ------ a being-sticked that hasn't been being-sticked is not a good being-sticked. Girl, have you been sticked today?????????????????????

There are only two paths to understanding sticks: one is to possess a stick, the other is to be sticked. The world has only two kinds of entities: sticks and the sticked. The history of sticks will point toward that day when all the sticked are toppled, when all the chains of sticks are smashed. Everything of the present will become the garbage of history, and that day will not be far off.