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Weekend Concert 17: The Gay Career of History's Greatest Incestuous Man

2006/11/18 11:40:39

Whether he is the greatest in the history of music -- only one old man and another eternally young old man would have the standing to object. These three old men who spoke the same mother tongue: a brook deeper and vaster than the ocean, a song purer than any angel's aria, a spirit more powerful than the world itself -- the three true pillars of classical music's firmament, stars scattered among them, and from that point on the world became the world.

He was nothing but an incestuous man, a beast who ravaged his own nephew. In how many Viennese mornings and noons, incestuous moans pierced the depths of time, darkness seething like semen -- so said the moralists manufactured by semen themselves. Yet that spirit more powerful than the world itself, with five slender strings that pierced through the world, traced out the eternal trajectories of seething semen, and from that point on the world became spirit.

He, a deaf man -- the clamor of morality could not drown out this greatest of incestuous men. Every morning and noon, his pen, passing through the searing heat of a young body, ignited the deepest energies of the universe, transforming them into wave after wave of thunder. Notes and semen erupted together, bursting forth into sun, moon, and stars; mountains grew in convulsions, streams fell in ethereal grace -- a single feather across ten thousand ages of sky, and from that point on the world became resplendent.

Egmont Overture

Goethe's soul moans in convulsion
Zeus Egmont-ed

Moonlight Sonata

Spring River Flower Moon Night
Erupting like lava and semen

Spring Sonata

On smiling buds
The world cracks open

Fate Symphony

God's
belt
fell off

Please turn off all background music

(To be continued)

Replies

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/11/18 11:55:03
Happy weekend. The concert is ready -- please enjoy.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/11/18 11:58:02
Master Kong the Second continues tomorrow. Stocks too, if there's an opportunity -- but this ID isn't a stock analyst, and without a professional license one cannot casually predict specific stock trends. This is the universal rule of the investment world everywhere, and it applies here too.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/11/18 11:58:35

[Anonymous] 俺来啦

2006-11-18 11:49:48
Incestuous man???? Semen????????

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Please pay attention to the music itself.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/11/18 12:13:58

[Anonymous] 水蜜桃

2006-11-18 12:06:19
You cheap woman, if you cared about music you wouldn't write this filthy garbage.

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He was nothing but an incestuous man, a beast who ravaged his own nephew. In how many Viennese mornings and noons, incestuous moans pierced the depths of time, darkness seething like semen -- so said the moralists manufactured by semen themselves.

Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán 2006/11/18 12:14:38
Take your time listening, everyone. Dinner's ready -- heading off.