The Resentful Men Who Curse Peking University and Tsinghua to Collapse!
2006/7/3 13:20:42
An era that needs Viagra is an era that treasures Viagra — those who don't treasure it can only be resentful men. Whether resentful men are all impotent — those who've tried it know, and it's not a question. Resentful men, their vitality depleted, what can they spew besides resentment? When a gaggle of resentful men with their duck-bills and duck-tongues curse Peking University and Tsinghua to collapse, it's merely to curse everything that stands upright, because standing upright has forever departed from resentful men.
Garbage news like "Hong Kong universities sweep Peking and Tsinghua into second-tier status" becoming sausage for the internet and media — sausage-ishly revealing that today's internet and media resentful men amount to nothing more than a sausage problem. Resentful men who couldn't make it into PKU or Tsinghua have sausage-ishly confused the relationship between sausages and scallions, thinking that since both sausages and scallions can be a single stalk, a sausage can pass for a scallion, and a scallion-ified sausage can produce "sweeping PKU and Tsinghua into second-tier" sausage. Their brains must be stuffed with sausage!
The internet and media, filled with mysterious longing for sausages, tremble inexplicably at anything sausage-related. Yet even if the sausage-loving, sausage-ified resentful men sausage-ishly internet-and-media their way through sausage-ified hot topics, they cannot let these hot-dogged-up hot topics trash this era's stomach — which cannot survive on sausage alone — like garbage hot dogs. An era stuffed with sausage-ified hot dogs and sausage-ified hot topics — those who've tried it know — is forever far from hot-bloodedness.
Without hot blood, there can only be hot dogs; without vitality, there can only be resentment. Those who curse PKU and Tsinghua to collapse are merely proving that PKU and Tsinghua have continuously and will continue to stand! Those who curse PKU and Tsinghua to collapse don't even have the possibility of collapsing, because they never stood up! To those who curse PKU and Tsinghua to collapse: first stand yourselves up. In an era that only needs Viagra, without standing up, how can one stand at all?