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Ovum Power Creates the World!

2006/6/18 17:29:50



While ED men are flooding this tiny planet, ball-obsessed masculine objects are manufacturing the colossal lie of so-called virility. Especially this month, the global male-dominated media is manufacturing myths about men and balls. In this male-dominated world where one can only ball through being constantly balled, men have gone globally ED in their ball-like way.

It is clearly ovum power that created the world, yet ED men keep "you-know-when-you-use-it"-ing their endlessly hyped virility. In this nameless anxiety of "you'll know when you use it," ED men's so-called virility has been globally laughed at — no trying needed. The global proliferation of Viagra and Viagra-like substances is merely the least laughable part of this joke.

The latest globally circulated version of this joke makes men of a certain mountain's name. ED men, before the astonishing storm of ovum power, are duck-flying and goose-jumping. Some ED men who try to resist, refusing to be red-light-district-ified, have thus Brokeback-Mountained themselves in pathetic imitation. Venus's broken arms are a symbol of the sacred reign of ovum power. But ED men's broken arms symbolize the unsymbolizable symbol — that incurable wailing.

Whether wailing or breaking arms, in the set of men, the complement of the ED set has incurably become the empty set. ED men's thousands of years of shameless male-dominated rule have yielded one and only one possible result: "ED man" has become a non-modifier-head compound word. Put mathematically: in any variable assignment concerning "man," substituting ED will, without exception in all mathematically possible spaces in the current universe, yield identical results. Male-dominated rule has thus, without exception, gone ED.

Just as gravity and other forces conjured this world into being, virility was also once inflated into an ED-powered world. But gravity too has its singularities and collapses. ED men's virility and their corresponding world have always been, and now even more so are, a phantom. Today is the world of ovum power; today's world is created by ovum power. The world has already worlded; the world continues to world. Let ED men continue to ED, and the Brokeback ones continue to Brokeback. These pitiful worms of the ovum-powered world — go "you'll know when you use it" yourselves!