2. How Old Is Brother Xiaoren?

Quote: This post is by Pengbi Zhaizhu (Master of the Wall-Bumping Studio). How old is Brother Xiaoren?

Judging from your signature
You're sixteen years old
But in one of your essays
It seems like you said you were six years old in 1971
Can't figure it out

Many thanks for Master Pengbi's imperial inquiry. Sixteen was several years ago — that signature just seemed fun to use, so I kept it.
Wow, negative six years old in 1971 would be more like it — otherwise I'd be an old man. Don't scare me.
I was often rude in my previous replies — let me first say I'm sorry. I almost never attend classes, so after the semester starts I'll have no less time to make a nuisance of myself. I hope I can have more exchange-without-indulgence with Master Pengbi. See you in half a month — thank you.