Great News from the Chinese Recitation Forum

I originally had no interest in internet matters. By chance I spotted the great news from the Chinese Recitation Forum and couldn't help leaping with joy. Recitation — it is my foremost passion in life. I had thought this was a private affair, never imagining that today's technology has advanced so far as to set up forums for it. My excitement is truly like the surging waters of the Yangtze, unstoppable. I humbly hope that fellow recitation brothers, sisters, madams, misses, ducks, and birds will embrace and accommodate me, granting me this chicken-opportunity to contribute a portion of essence and heat toward creating a new era for the Chinese Recitation Forum.
Xiaoren bows in reverence

Each generation produces its heroes
Each misleading the masses for decades
Today, just look at the internet guests
In the lewd forum, the wavy society, stirring sour drool

A thousand and some hands, twenty yuan apiece
Regular clients and new flames always biased
If you're flush enough for five mouths
Send you off with 20% off — sealing our dusty fate

Clouds confuse and mist obscures the old pavilion pool
Her longing and his love remain unresolved
What day will the spring night see your rising again?
Across the river, wind and rain are all lustful verse

Love rises at the moon by heaven's edge
Essence is born from phlegm at the bottom of the heart
The red dust has many amusing things
In the Eastern Land, there is a Recitation Forum
Grand indeed, the Viagra Tower
Firm indeed, the Holy Maiden's Nunnery
Spirit-wandering adds vigor
Day and night, pounding the Dragon Pool

Doggerel doesn't matter
As long as the quality is there
Rub a few times now and then
Revolution is always victorious

The Great River flows east, occasionally I look back
Reining the horse, leveling the spear, competing to go upstream
The homeland's divine oil protects the body
Romantic figures become even more romantic

Roaming heaven and earth, trapped by heaven and earth
A heart that won't fall still yearns for the bird-wind
The bear does tricks, the dog barks
The hero and the bear are all the same bear

If below won't cut below
Then there's really a problem
Coming and going, all becomes earth
Why insist on uniformity?

Spring comes but flowers won't bloom
Rain scatters but birds still cry
The moon surges through the waters of a thousand rivers
Who can say what is high and what is low?

Old Owl erupts in sour speech
Old Madam erupts in angry speech
Day doesn't understand the darkness of night
Wooden bird, dumb bird, in labor again

Sex is the primary productive force
Technology can't compare with visiting a courtesan
When eating eggs, eat atomic eggs
Striding boldly into the new century

In the old days when the family had little rice
On the Eastern Sea I was a salt smuggler
The gun is a bird flushed from the woods
The heart is like a cat mourning the mouse
Painted on the two breasts in cinnabar
Black and white described in one breath
Who speaks of the valor of yesteryear?
Today's sirens work the platform

Who is not born of nature?
Who does not arise from nature?
White night and black day
Another century done

In the human world, life's grievances are empty,
Wine, lust, wealth, fame — desires all differ.
Why does Eden have its forbidden fruit?
Who seeks sin, dreaming in heaven?

When nature is frequent, thought grows frequent too
When thought is frequent, the tongue grows poor
Heaven and earth are but a single sheet of paper
Each character, a star

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