The Allure of That Shot
2006/6/23 16:09:29
Allure is not necessarily a woman's domain — men can also be very alluring. In this special month, at these special occasions, the allure of men always relates to a certain shot. Even if fat and ugly, a man who can shoot is always alluring. On these sweltering nights, amid the tangled legs of clusters of restless men, arcs of cool beauty adorn every starlit sky — the allure of that shot!
War — war among men, war of men's hormones — can actually be this beautiful. It can simultaneously ignite hormones in different corners under the same starlit sky. It can even, in this era of male ED-ification, suddenly cause a fat, ugly, long-since-ED'd man of over 90 kilograms to re-ET. A battlefield without gunpowder smoke, beautified by cool arcs. Men — only in such a shot can they be allured!
Not every kind of allure can simultaneously ignite the hormones of different corners beneath this starlit sky. Not every ignition of hormones can make ED re-ET. This night — like that shot — turned fatness into strength, kept X-naldo and XX-naldo continuing to X and XX, made the heights that the crow's non-crow feet had never scaled no longer heights. Everything became alluring in that shot.
Tenacity, perseverance — these qualities that don't understand allure have never had anything to do with genius. Genius has always been indolent. Old Ro, Fatty Ma, Gazza, Fat Ro — fat men have somehow become the most unattainable allure in this war among men, leaving those Beckham-shell-tribe dieters forever shelled. Since even Empress Wu's men considered fat to be beautiful, there's no longer any need for the tedious explanation "it's not fat, it's built!"
But beneath the starlit sky, those cool arcs will continue to trace their paths — gleaming white, carrying a mysterious briny scent, slicing through one netted goal after another. The allure of that shot continues to ignite every night's starlit sky in this sweltering season. Only someone with water on the brain would discuss the relationship between fatness and ED. When those arcs gleam white across the sky, any discussion is simply failing to understand allure.
Comments
缠中说禅 2009/4/18 10:45:20
This ID — consuming you all in any manner is perfectly reasonable.
缠中说禅 2012/6/6 20:26:52
Chán Zhōng Shuō Chán :
2009-04-18 10:45:20 This ID — consuming you all in any manner is perfectly reasonable.
缠中说禅 2006/6/25 14:53:11
Without a sense of humor, there's nothing interesting at all.